i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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