You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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