ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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