hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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