That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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