hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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