Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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