woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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