It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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