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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
There are leaves in my underwear?
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