I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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