yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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