Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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