i don't like sucking hair
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
