Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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