So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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