What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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