Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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