Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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