man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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