I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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