this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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