Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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