Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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