i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
