I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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