Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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