my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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