My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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