If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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