If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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