Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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