I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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