new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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