I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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