I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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