hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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