i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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