Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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