that's an acceptable place to lick
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
