he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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