Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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