The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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