Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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