dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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