Nicole vs. Life
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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