I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Randomize
