The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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