If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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