C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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