She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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